explicit

So I have become a regular watcher of "The View" on ABC. It is my general routine to tivo it and then watch it as I run on the treadmill. I think it is a funny and creative talk show. I don't know if I would ever just sit down and watch it but it takes my mind off the pain I feel on the treadmill. Well, today they had a great singer on the show named Kate Nash. I had never heard of her before but I absolutely loved the song she performed. It had a unique vibe. If there is a song I lilke, I generally just download it from itunes but today I took a risk and bought the entire album from amazon (there were a couple of books I've been wanting to get anyway). After I made my purchase from amazon, I went to itunes to check out the album only to see EVERY single song has the word explicit next to it!! AGGHH!! I am not a "explicit" person. What should I do? The song was seriously so cool--maybe I just couldn't understand the lyrics because I was on the treadmill.

"fathering"

My Sydney has recently been coming to me quite often to tell me that either Allison or Bryson (sometimes both) is "fathering" her. It took me a second to figure out that they were BOTHERING her. She refuses to believe that the word is bother instead of father.